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Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn’t Get the Olympics

October 3, 2009

This has been making the rounds in the internets:

Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn’t Get the Olympics

10. Dead people can’t vote at IOC meetings

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal

8. Who cares if Obama couldn’t talk the IOC into Chicago? He’ll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.

5. We’ve been quite clear and said all along that we didn’t want the Olympics.

4. This isn’t about the number of Olympics “lost”, it’s about the number of Olympics “saved” or “created”.

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee

2. Because the IOC is racist.

1. It’s George Bush’s fault.

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  1. Flex727 permalink
    October 3, 2009 9:57 am

    “Top Ten Things About Letterman’s Trysts With Staffers”:

    10. Learned everything he knows about interns from Bill Clinton.
    9. Was jealous of A-Rod, if you know what I mean.
    8. Well on the way to becoming the next ex-governor of New York.
    7. Makes Mark Sanford look like a rank amateur.
    6. Because he’s a liberal, endorsement from NOW was never in jeopardy.
    5. Didn’t care about the book, but wanted the movie rights to ‘The
    Scarlet Letterman.’
    4. Is so glad he didn’t have a ‘morals’ clause in his contract.
    3. Has great story for his support group, ‘Philanderer’s Anonymous.’
    2. If he had to do it over again, he’d collect cars like Jay Leno.
    1. Gives company name “Worldwide Pants” a whole new meaning.

    h/t NewsBusters

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